Who we are
Located on Xuân Diệu in Tây Hồ, Hanoi, Two Schmucks Hanoi is a hidden, speakeasy-style lounge in Hanoi. Warm wood, low light, and a calm atmosphere made for conversation. Whether you’re planning a date night, an anniversary, or a relaxed evening with friends, our space is designed to feel intimate, comfortable, and quietly elegant.
We’re known for thoughtful service, a carefully curated mood, and evenings that linger with soft lighting, great music, and a setting that feels like a private escape from the city.
Perfect for special occasions
Looking for a cozy place in Hanoi for something memorable? Two Schmucks is a favorite for:
Anniversary nights and romantic dates
Birthday celebrations
Small group gatherings
After-dinner meetups
Visiting guests / out-of-town friends
Private events & corporate gatherings
We also host private events and corporate parties in Hanoi. If you’d like to book the entire space (or reserve a dedicated area), we can help you plan:
Corporate get-togethers & team nights
Client hosting
Birthday & milestone celebrations
Private receptions
Special occasions with tailored seating and timing
Tell us your group size and preferred date, and our team will recommend the best setup.
Music & atmosphere
On select nights, we feature live music or curated sets that match the room—never overpowering, always part of the ambience.
Reservations
For reservations, private events, or special requests, contact us via the form below. We usually reply the same day.